DRUM ROLL PLLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!

I said,  DRUM ROLL PLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!

That’s not a drum.

Well I suppose I don’t need a drum roll, then. Because most of you know me. And I hope some of you are newbies. And I hope you all can answer some questions since I have been away.

1) Who is Honey Boo Boo Child and why should I care? This frightens me. The BF adores her. I don’t understand. Explain. This is a serious question.

2.  Have you seen this movie?

I mean, it got 2 1/2 stars. Seems legit.

2. What have I been up to?

(okay, that’s, like, a question that I can answer….myself…..)

So I said I would quit blogging. So I said that I would delete the whole damn thing. So I said, “So long, suckers. Jones OUT!” And then I did. I quit blogging. And I swore I wouldn’t do it anymore. Sure, I came back every now and then and read y’alls posts. Sure, I stalked read Le Clown’s posts. But after I awhile, I just missed you bastards too much.

So just what have I been doing?

School! Photography! Work! Photography! Hanging with cats! Writing my thesis that really isn’t a thesis (according to the BF)! Hanging with the BF! Trivia Nights! Creating mini-zines! Figuring my life out! Getting back on track! But you know what really got me missing blogging?

Reading The Bloggess again. I even wrote her a sappy fan letter (which I haven’t mailed yet). Laughter is the best medicine. And there have been plenty of times this past year that I have needed to laugh.

QUICKLY – LET US LOOK AT PICTURES OF CATS BEFORE WE GET TOO SERIOUS

So, welcome back. To you. And to me. And welcome to you if you’re new. Have a bagel.