Oh, Internet, How I Love Thee
Day Two of Winter Break. Verdict? I already miss school. Terribly. Yesterday morning I found myself moping around the house, feeling clueless without an ounce of homework to do. My fuzzy robe and I were hopeless. I even went into work early. And that is sick. Just sick.
But today is better. Today, I am back to working on my blog e-course from the wonderful gals at Red Velvet. Session Four is focusing on a site map, which is what I am working on for the new blog, which I have touched up a little bit since I last blogged about it. I am pretty darn excited about it. Look! Look how excited I am about it….
So I was checking out the ol’ blog stats today…
(Yeah, I know. I know I’m no Le Clown).
And every now and then, I get a little curious about how one finds my blog and today was a real doozie. I even spit coffee out all over my robe. Because I’m classy like that.
One of these things is not like the other…..
First of all, let us examine this. If you have to goggle “Can Ben Wai (sp) Balls get stuck” maybe you shouldn’t invest in such a product. And the answer is yes. You’re welcome. My years of working in the emergency room and overall medical profession has taught me that yes, Virginia, anything can get stuck in there. You don’t even want to know the horror mine eyes have seen.
But on another note, I sure am glad you found this blog, you saucy sauce-pot, you. Wink.
How did your thesis go?
Well, it’s done. Can’t say I am happy with it. It was a train wreck from start to finish. But I slid by with a B. Hooray! Am I going to post it? The very thought sends my stomach into waves of anxiety. And barf. Waves of anxiety and barf.
Plans for winter break?
Yatah! Thus far, I have taken up knitting (so that means I will stick with it for a week before saying “fuck it” and going back to my favorite hobby, which is drinking a glass of wine, then passing out. just kidding). I am also starting some Christmas projects today. I also plan on maybe writing more. Shit. I don’t know. By the time a break from school comes around, I am so wiped out that by the time I get back up to steam, it’s time to start again. Let’s just agree that I will blog more and read more blogs. Because at least then, I can do that all in my robe, from my bed, and still feel productive.
And on a final note, Professor Boyfriend will be gracing me with his presence tonight. Guess what is in store for him…….
xo
j
HAHA, at least that person was doing research, I guess? Made me giggle. Also, love the Le Clown comment!
LOL. Thanks. Yes, I wonder if they googled this before, during, or after the, er, ben wah balls…erm…incident. Or if it just was a curious question. I’ve got to stop thinking about this.
La La,
Well… Le Clown loves you. So I guess we’re even.
Le Clown
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IT’S LE CLOWN!
My two viewers today and I thank you!
Jenn,
Here’s what I suggest. Each night, before bed, look at yourself in the mirror and repeat to yourself: “I can be Le Clown” until you believe it. Unfortunately, as the end of the year is near, it doesn’t give you much time…
Le Clown
(breaks down weeping) i can do this….i can do this……i can….
Congrats on finishing your thesis. A great feeling, I’m sure!
If you’re turned in your thesis, why do you have another semester coming up?
Also, “You don’t even want to know the horror mine eyes have seen.” Um, yes I do!
Nit pick: You have 50 blog links and I’m not one of them. I have less than 20 on mine and you are one. Ouch. So very ouch.
Actually, the links totally randomize themselves. I distinctly remember seeing you on there a bajillion Times. Also, I am an undergrad at a private college that prepares you for grad school. So there. :p
Oh, I thought you were already in grad school. Either way, good work, Jenn. You’re far more academic than I.
I think starting with the Billie Piper Dr. Who’s is a smart idea. Work forward and backward from there.