Hey, gang. Did you all miss me? Don’t even try to say you didn’t because you and I both know that’s a lie.
Sure, other blogs come and go, but there’s something about my blog that just keeps you coming back.
God. This song gets me every time. Young John Travolta. And don’t poo-poo me. You know what I am talking about.And incidentally, Rizzo is one of the greatest characters ever written. And that’s just a fact.
LET’S MOVE ON, SHALL WE?
My battle to defeat my undergrad continues with this summer being my last semester. It’s like a battle motherfuckin’ royale. Don’t get me wrong – I love my classes: Environmental Science, Children’s Literature, Social History of Comic Books…..then there’s Introduction to Statistics.
At first, I was excited. Because there were some things I could actually grasp, like mean, median, average, standard deviation. I was elated that I, who had forever flunked math and/or struggled, was actually making A’s on my homework.
But slowly and surely, we progressed on. And because I’m so anal about getting it right (I HAVE TO PASS THIS CLASS TO GRADUATE), it has taken me at least two hours to complete one homework assignment, therefore making my stress level go to eleven. Math, I can’t love you and I wish I could quit you, you saucy bitch.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED, BUT THERE YOU GO
Yes, I will be the first to admit that I am socially retarded. I work 40 hours a week and school somewhere 12-15 hours a week. And yes, I did not know what YouPorn was – so freakin’ sue me. Actually, don’t because all you will get in return is a farty cat and some old back issues of Bust magazine. Being a natural anthropologist, yeah, fine, I checked it out and the end result is that YouPorn terrified me to the point I had to shut my lap top.
No. Let me stop you. Just….no. I don’t need to see a giant, veiny appendage going into a dark, dank hole. Does that sound rude? Does it? DOES IT? WELL, IT SHOULD BECAUSE MINE EYES HAVE BEEN ASSAULTED. If that’s what you’re into watching, fine. Fine. But I prefer a little something along the lines of this:
i bet you even sweet brown has time for this. or at least a good ten to fifteen minutes.
MY NETFLIX PICK OF THE WEEK
Carnage starring Christoph Waltz, Kate Winslet, Jodie Foster, and John C. Reilly
The epic rant Kate Winslet delivers in the movie is worth it alone. Because you wanna know what? That’s me. That’s…..me……
FINALLY, FOR MY FRIDAY FRENCH DANCE PARTY PICK….